velvet commandoes

Yamba

2004-12-21T00:42:57Z

I'm learning Wullah from the Africans at my work, Wullah is one of the prettiest languages i've ever heard. it actually is a dialect of whatever language is spoken where all the africans (at least 20 at my work) are from. learning a little of it has refreshed my love of languages, there's nothing more stylish than learning how to communicate. now i'm ready to start studying chinese again, and i want to learn asl, 'cause brittany told me i should make that the third language i learn.

drugbaby @ 2004-12-13T15:44:00

2004-12-13T20:53:41Z

i've been working all the tizime at steak n' bake, it's been fun, but i haven't been able to attend any parties in a while, oh well, i probably needed the break. now i serve pollinated shakes to people and do lots of uppers and pot smoking with my co workers, in a few months i'll probably have a car again and be back to the pizza delivery and party schedule again.

in other news: willie, trina, brittany, and i are all moving into an apartment together, that's going to be crazy/awesome. i never thought i'd actually move in with a girl i was dating, that's weird.

mason jars

2004-12-05T15:28:41Z

(i was unavoidably detained during the following dialogue:)
brittany: did you see a guy with braids in his hair in there?
released inmate: you mean the red hot chili peppers lookin' guy?
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hell yeah, i love the red hot chili peppers, that's fuckin' kick ass, maybe the only good point about spending thursday and early friday in prison.

been workin' all the time recently but soon i'll be able to party a little again, just got to get all the attorneys and court fees and fines paid off now that i finally got all the drug dealers paid off.
i have my priorities straight yo.

ya know, fuck the system, it's created to keep the poor poorer and the government richer, that's bull shit. 90% of the people in prison are there on bullshit (and 50% of that bullshit is 'cause a cop saw a black man driving a car).
i can go into detail on why this is even more true than any of you think, but i'm probably preaching to the choir and i don't feel like it right now.

oh yeah, did you know that if your thrown in prison, even if your in there one night and your proven in court that there was wrongful imprisonment involved, you still have to pay a chunk of money to repay the government for your pleasurable time in jail.
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(side note on the above dialogue:) [i was around for this dialogue]
prison guard: are you going to get up or am i going to make you get up.
released inmate before he was released: fuck you
prison guard: you know i'll beat your ass and make life hell for you when your back in here in a month
released inmate before he was released: i'll fuck you up the ass, you fucking worthless pig!!!!

and he still got released the next early morning after they beat him down (he had been in some months to years), but do to the system he'll be back in prison within months whether he does anything wrong or not.
...fuck that.

drugbaby @ 2004-11-29T21:04:00

2004-11-30T02:04:52Z


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things i've learned in the past week

2004-11-09T15:06:29Z

it's all right to piss your pants when someone shoves a cold hard piece of steel in your mouth.

it's easy to extort 275 dollars from someone when they can't run to the cops.

don't ever move in with crazy brain trauma junkie selfish asshole drug dealer crackheads.

moral issues are the most important issues for me within politics, that's why i voted bush, oh wait, i didn't, voting's for pansies.

what two consenting adults do within the privacy of their own home and lives can drastically effect the fabric of whitey.

it's all right for your girlfriend to look like your sister as long as your in kentucky.

a reverse reach around actually works better when your penus is an innie.

cocaine is much better in my nose than in a narc's hand.

strange white cars with 8000 dollar rims parked near your house probably means your on somebody's hit list.

...SHAKE A TAIL FOR PEACE AND LOVE BABY 'cause i ain't never smokin' love not hate again, but some worthless narc is probably smokin' it 'round here's right now, the bastards.

YES

2004-10-28T16:27:02Z

so, haven't been around much folks, but it's okay, 'cause i now have to be a responsible individual i'm working two jobs, and of course i must spend many minutes hangin' with the special lady friend. yeah, i worked twelve hours 6pm to 6am and then hung out with brittany until 45 minutes ago, but not to fear, friday night from 12am (i guess actually saturday) until the party dies and then some i have devoted to all of you.

and willie, this is ridiculous, i forsee a denny's in our future. i love you
and i love all you too.

ps i quit doing almost all the drugs almost so i'm a lot more fun to hang out with you all (not just a burnt out zombie) (i've only smoked weed 3 times in the past four days, that's down from 10 to 15 times a day; and i also haven't done any hard drugs in 5 days [except i did take one hit off a crack pipe, but that's it, just one hit]) hell yeah, i forgot how much fun it is to be independent and sober, hooray

PORNOGRAPHY

2004-10-12T21:06:29Z

*The \\*
Last Cigarette:	on the road trip here ('cause i quit except for road trips)
Last Alcoholic Drink:	miller high life this morning for breakfast
Last Car Ride:	3 hours ago w/ jc to my dad's house to gank food and laundry
Last Kiss:	yesterday morning
Last Good Cry:	i don't remember, but probably like a week ago
Last Library Book:	i stole a bunch of oscar wilde books from the library a year ago (or at least i never returned them)
Last book bought:	tom robbins' "jitterbug perfume" and "another roadside attraction"
Last Book Read:	"choke" by chuck paliuishvdf...i don't know how to spell his last name
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:	coffee and cigarettes like 4 months ago
Last Movie Rented:	some movie with marilyn manson and his girlfriend in it like 4 months ago
Last Cuss Word Uttered:	flaming goat monger
Last Beverage Drank:	water
Last Food Consumed:	spaghetti
Last Crush:	i guess brittany
Last Phone Call:	brittany
Last TV Show Watched:	a sinead oconnor concert if that counts
Last Time Showered:	40 minutes ago
Last Shoes Worn:	target shoes!!!
Last CD Played:	some raver beat electronic and dino music brittany was playing
Last Item Bought:	glass beads for dreads
Last Download:	weenradio.com
Last Annoyance:	i'm out of green delights!!!
Last Disappointment:	i'm out of weed!!!
Last Soda Drank:	sprite (for free!!!)
Last Thing Written:	excluding this something on something else
Last Key Used:	"tab"
Last Words Spoken:	"that's what i like about christian conservatives, you know they probably don't have any diseases"
Last Sleep:	at nick and dan's house last night
Last Ice Cream Eaten:	uhhh, the thought of all that non-vegan lactose makes me want to vomit
Last Chair Sat In:	SWIVEL CHAIR!!! :)
Last Webpage Visited:	weenradio.com
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drugbaby @ 2004-10-12T15:45:00

2004-10-12T19:49:19Z

so my psychotic brain damaged junkie house sharer is plotting murder at my humble abode in the highlands, fuck that, i don't care how many drugs are stolen from you (unless it is over a half million) you don't fucking kill someone for it!!!...so needless to say i am moving out and if anyone is looking for a roomate in the highlands to old louisville area please let me know.

drugbaby @ 2004-10-11T12:51:00

2004-10-11T19:59:14Z

doesn't it suck when that evil little subconscious nagging voice encourages you to do horrible things to those who matter to you? yeah, went to a festival this weekend and was a total jackass to the girlfriend, but all was not lost, i skipped 4 weekend nights of work and came back to not be fired, hell yeah. now my i get to spend all my paychecks on her to make up for being such a chode.

and there had better be some major partying in louisville this weekend, i miss all the louisville cats.

Screw You America

2004-09-13T18:00:02Z

tom robbins says that "the minute you land in new orleans, something wet and dark leaps on to you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way get that aspect of new orleans off of you is to eat it off," and maybe the same could be said of new orlean's sister city of louisville, or perhaps of most of the usa, and whether it's through an over indulgence in eating, or drinking, or drugs or sex or whatever, one has to be numbed just to endure that spector running up alongside your leg and raping it.

perhaps this is the reason for my chinese fascination, you are arn't forced to eat to resist the raping, you have to eat just to feel the raping. and there isn't anyone running up alongside you trying to fuck your kneecap, there is just a soothing something gently caressing your inner thigh, to numb one's self would be to forfeit pleasure. that's the only reason i want to go back to college, just for that little piece of paper that lets me get the fuck out of america, forever.

drugbaby @ 2004-09-06T17:19:00

2004-09-06T21:28:22Z

so is it bad that i started drinking away my woes and sorrows as soon as i woke up today? i don't think so, because people can let me down and generally make me feel horrible, but drugs never have and always will be there for me, they never fail. so fuck life right now and yay for all the drinking, smoking, and snorting i've been doing all day.

drugbaby @ 2004-09-06T15:46:00

2004-09-06T19:49:35Z

don't you hate it when you can't tell if your nose is bleeding or it's just that orange pill you snorted earlier?

optional

2004-08-28T05:20:26Z

the new revised top ten list

1) radiohead
2) the cure
3) david bowie
4) the smashing pumpkins
5) the smiths
6) bjork
7) modest mouse
8) ween
9) the pixies
10) prince/rasputina

go to www.weenradio.com
all unreleased live ween, all the time!
i've been listening to it for the past four days straight and still have not tired and still am listening to new shit. i love ween.
yes, it's fucking great, especially if your stoned out of your mind all the time, then you always have interesting awesome stoner music that you never have to mess with changing the cd or anything.

ps i'm seing ween when they tour next no matter what, so anyone who is interested (willie) better fucking go with me.

and i'm drunk.

drugbaby @ 2004-08-26T00:18:00

2004-08-26T04:25:06Z

Which Family Guy character are you?

You Are Happy Time Harry

The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
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drugbaby @ 2004-08-25T16:01:00

2004-08-25T20:02:41Z

so i took a bunch of those 4 letter test things (i was a ENFP on all of them) and that was pretty weird how accurate all those descriptions of me are.

i want to be a real boy!!!

2004-08-24T07:22:46Z

this is what life is about: going to school, getting a degree, doing your part to become a productive and contributing member of society, drinking on the weekends, planning for your future weddings and lives, changing the world, making a difference, being boring pieces of drabness, rock on for you all. of course after graduation life changes to a new form of perfection, the picturesque wedding, you'll have those crying kids, the mid life crisis and the new red corvette, church on sundays and discussing politics over boxed wine in fancy glasses, a big beautiful house in sheltered suburbia and a final and complete draining of all excitement/risk (thus humanity) from your life, hell yeah, can't wait. and at the end of life what have we accomplished? we raised some kids, put our gene sperm back on the world market, did our duty to society and god/money/religion/(fill in blank)/sex/love/the world/sex/yourself/(fill in the blank)/family/jesus/lives.

so is that life? i dunno. there are supposedly shallow/meaningful things to live for but at the end of your breath, did it mean squat, would there be a special on biography channel for you, and if so, are you dead, does it really fucking matter. the answer is yes/no.

actually, tom robbins has it right in his novel another roadside attraction, the only thing that matters in life is style. you live with style and everything is beautiful and perfect and if not, it seems so, so fuck it. does anything in the first paragraph have to do with style? the answer is yes/no. fuck all that shit, let's all just be happy and live in the moment, and especially-NEVER lose a sense of style. if everyone did this the world would be a horrible place, that's why it's good that only a few people out of many people ever achieve this. and hey maybe they achieve it through the first paragraph, but i've never seen a balding fat divorced middle aged man in a new corvette trying to regain his youth achieve this. actually, i guess most people who achieve this either lose it (like sick boy's unifying theory of life) or die early/right on time (anyways, most people live to be too old and should have died 40 or 50 years before they actually do). so, have fun with your meaningless productive and meaningful lives, i'll take my sharks and volcanoes over it any day of a life.

Isn't Life Grand?

2004-08-22T18:39:14Z

yeah, yeah. just totaled my car yesterday, but luckily the cop didn't run my name through the computer, he just filled the tickets out (for no insurance and expired tags) right there in front of me, so i didn't go to jail, yeah. and if anyone needs to find a cheap place to live in the next few weeks give me a call because i definitely am getting kicked out of my house again (i'm deja vuin' last summer style for sho'). but anyway, i'm buying a bicycle because i don't have a car now and probably won't have a license come sep 13 at 7pm anyway, actually, i think i'm just not going to court because when i have to move out i'll need all that money for rent and not paying off my warrant. but i still have some weed left and brittany gets back tonight so everything's still awesome, and in honor of this awesomeness i made my user pic this beautiful serene zen pic.

drugbaby @ 2004-08-19T17:23:00

2004-08-19T21:24:03Z

is this really me?

2004-08-16T00:36:44Z

people tell me i look like a young mick jagger but i don't know, maybe i can see the resemblance in this picture.

last night...

2004-08-14T19:06:17Z

god damn, that was fucking awesome last night. happy birthday everyone of the five people i knew who had birthday/birthday parties last night. i love matt.

Who do you most like to...
...drink with: matt
...light your cigarette: ben
...smoke weed with: robby p and julien
...trip with: trina and willie and catherine
...roll with: trina and willie and the miller catz
...smoke crack with: tom
...eat breakfast with: mr. rum
...eat lunch with: mrs. gin
...eat dinner with: signor tequila
...sleep with: floozies

drugbaby @ 2004-08-13T18:25:00

2004-08-13T22:27:29Z

so, i was really bored, and decided to fill out my first one of these just for the fuck of it.

• × •I N F O R M A T I O N • × •
Name: andrew
Single or taken: taken
Sex: male?
Birthday: july 6, 1984
Sign: cancer
Siblings: 1 psychotic older brother, 1 little sister, 2 half sisters and 1 half brother.

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: unique thrift store on 22nd
Any tattoos or piercings: not yet, but a tatoo soon
Favorite designer?: myself
What is your sexiest outfit?: latex.
What is your most comfortable outfit?: no underpants/"freeballing"/"commando" (incidentally that's also my only outfit)
What do you usually wear?: depends on what drug is most influencing my decision at a particular instance

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
Do you do drugs?: i am against them
What kind of shampoo do you use?: shampoo, haa, i scoff at the very thought of polluting my hair with that shite.
What are you most scared of?: being a floozy
What are you listening to right now: radiohead- a cover of "something in the way she moves" by the june bugs
Who is the last person that called you?: my floozy friend matt
Where do you want to get married?: no, never.
How many buddies are online right now?: what the fuck, how the fuck am i supposed to know.
What would you change about yourself?: being white.

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
Colors: green
Foods: pickled radish suishi at cafe mimosa with plum wine or japanese beer (it's the experience too ya know, 'cause the idea of food kinda disgusts me.
Girls names: roxanna, catalina
boys names: i hate boys
Subjects in school: chinese and chinese love poetry
Animals: sharks, yeah

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
Given anyone a bath?: yea
Smoked?: it depends on what your referring too, because i've never smoked...damn, there must be something i've never smoked before, ah yes- carrots, i've never smoked carrots before. so if your referring to carrots then no, i've never smoked before.
Bungee jumped?: i wish
Made yourself throw up?: yes
Skinny dipped?: yes
Ever been in love?: it depends on with what
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: maybe...
Pictured your crush naked?: i think so
Actually seen your crush naked?: yes
Cried when someone died?: yes
Lied: yes
Fallen for your best friend?: if fucking doesn't count, then no.
Been rejected?: i don't remember, if it happened, i was high, so it doesn't even really matter.
Rejected someone?: unfortunately i have had to do that.
Used someone?: yes, very frequently
Done something you regret?: maybe

• × • C U R R E N T • × •
Clothes: shorts and a shirt
Music: radiohead
Smell: watery
Desktop picture: e-machines
CD in player: ayin
DVD in player: trainspotting

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
You touched: some dude last night
Hugged: it's been awhile (tear)
You IMed: what the fuck...
That IMed you: ...are you talking about
You yelled at: some random dude driving down the street near my house
You kissed: brittany

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
Understanding: yes
Open-minded: wanna have sex?
Arrogant: how dare you ask ME that question you fucking peons
Insecure: why do you ask that
Random: no (tricked you didn't i), yes
Hungry: no
Smart: i hope so
Moody: yes
Hard working: no
Organized: no
Healthy: in good health: yes, healthy: maybe not
Shy: no
Difficult: no
Attractive: wouldn't you like to know
Bored easily: yes
Obsessed: no
Angry: no
Sad: no
Happy: yes
Hyper: i used to be, but not so much anymore
Trusting: yes

• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •
Kill?: my dad
Slap: my dad
Get really wasted with?: hst
Get high with: tom robbins
Talk to: you
Sex it up with: wouldn't you like to know

• × • R A N D O M • × •
In the morning I: smoke some weed
All you need is: weed
Love is: weed
I dream about: hide in cranny, surounded. working downtown at a factory above the galleria mall, julien works cutting pipes, we sneak in and see him. don't kill the kiltard. (cigarettes). i am blue, reds took over everything. when surronded we must run. i see a book entitled "After the war: the height of satire" (cover picture: a train about to fall into the grand canyon because the train tracks over the canyon only go half way across). i wake up.
What do you notice first in the sex you're into: bringin' down nike

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × •
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Flowers or candy: candy
Tall or short: medium

drugbaby @ 2004-08-10T16:14:00

2004-08-10T20:25:15Z

You Scored: 48 out of 60

You're a Klever Kisser!

A Klever Kisser enjoys being seductive and desirable. You're the kind of person that is naturally more erotic and aggressive. You enjoy being sensual and involving the entire body in a kiss.

You enjoy kissing anytime and for as long as it takes to get the job done right. You don't mind displaying your affection in any location, and pride yourself in your kissing technique. You have an awesome amount of passion and heat flowing through your body when you kiss.

You do not take kissing lightly, and tend to hope it will lead to more touching and sharing. You are spicy and can be a little racy. Be careful not to forget the value of a sweet and slow kiss. Your usual hot and heavy kisses are exciting, but it's nice to have a little variety now and then.

Overall you are certainly the most sexy of the kissing styles, and you definitely keep the car windows fogged.

take this quiz at
http://health.discovery.com/premiers/kiss/assessment/kissquiz.html

Another beautiful day!

2004-08-07T12:34:26Z

life is so awesome right now i don't even feel the need to make posts about my life anymore except to simply say "life is beautiful," so until i'm proved otherwise that's all i'll say except for these few words: drinking, smoking, cobra, matt's house, big sister (awesome hanging out with you sis as usual), energy pipe, denny's, sexy, awesome, stupendous, even better, driving home.

ps. maybe i'll also fill out one of those questionaire things wilfred is always posting, i've never done it before but now i can since my life is so awesome that i have nothing better to post than a survey just showing how awesome my life is. or maybe i could not be a jackass and not do that.

and i'm drunk...and stoned, and fucked up, and generally intoxicated. YEAH! (yeah!).

this week was great

2004-08-05T15:02:22Z

i love my shady drug friends

drugbaby @ 2004-08-03T00:00:00

2004-08-03T04:00:39Z

life is beautiful.

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
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...who is wearing:	a skunk fursuit
...and rolls over to you to say:	I love you!
...and then:	gets up and puts the kettle on

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